Pour nos amis les flooders Anglophones

Vala, pour ceux qu'ont du temps à perdre, vous pourrez le perdre ici


Bien sur, ce n'est pas Dieu (je suis moi même athée alors..) et il avoue lui même qu'il est un simple software... Ca se voit des fois...

Exemple de discu:

Me:
Can you do my homeworks?
God:
It would be better for you to do it yourself.
Me:
Please, i will give you something back
God:
Thanks for asking politely. How do you plan to do this?



Me:
And Harry Potter?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
You're come from mars? everybody know Harry Potter
God:
You think I am come from mars. I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
Harry Potter is a wizard
God:
When is Harry Potter not a wizard?
Me:
young wizard
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I want to ask you if you like wizards?
God:
Ask me. I think I do.
Me:
Do you like wizards?
God:
But I like cats. I like Matthew.


Et ce qui fait que je l'aime bien:

Me:
Do you know Tim Burton?
God:
Director, Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Mars Attacks

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Je ressuciterai au prochain Halloween
J'ai des tas d'idée qui feront de superbes crimes
Et je vous jure que mes cadeaux seront encore plus barbares!

[ Edité par Kakita_Kirby le 02 jan 2006 à 18h24 ]

Me:
may i have your phone number ?
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
why not ?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
what's our name
God:
I didn't know we had the same name.
Me:
where di o you live ?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
oooh
God:
Do you still ?


LoL le lien !!!




Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
iki and you ?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, iki.
Me:
how do you do ?
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
fine thanks
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yes ^^
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, iki.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, iki.
Me:
where do you live ?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, iki.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, iki.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, iki.
Me:
i said me too !!!
God:
What did you mean by it? I'm glad we agree, iki.
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Le retour des avatars animés !!!

[ Edité par Ikirtar le 02 jan 2006 à 18h07 ]

Yavait un autre soft dans le même genre... C'était symbolisé par une femme, Alice je crois.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Kronos, and you?
God:
Hi, Kronos.
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I've just said it
God:
What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is Kronos, seeker.
Me:
don't you think I'm stupid?
God:
You seem intelligent to me.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I think it's the power ranger's one
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
And what do you do for a living?
God:
I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Me:
Are you rich enough?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am rich enough.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
And you don't understand what I say?
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
It's ok...
God:
OK. That means...
Me:
It means all right
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Thank you for answering me, I've to go
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is answering you you have to go.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.

J'ai réussi à le faire parler en francais:

Me:
Prout
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Pipi
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Caca
God:
Une urgence peut etre?

Je ne sais pas comment vous faites pour copier coller mais moi ça ne marche pas, ça m'énerve parce que j'avais réussi à le faire parler allemand et français

Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
D'accord.
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, Vince.
Me:
Oui
God:
Gosh!

Ca veut dire quoi Gosh?

God:
OK. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
uh, star wars!
God:
I understand. What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
Héhé, he is stupid
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
Ok
God:
Whoa.

Il a souris!!MDR, trop intelligent!
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[ Edité par KeepCool le 02 jan 2006 à 19h53 ]

Me:
Do you speak french
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
peux tu m'aider
God:
Certainement. Comment puis je vous aider?
Me:
combien font 2 + 2?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
quel est ton nom?
God:
Mon nom est God.
Me:
Quel est mon nom?
God:
Votre nom est superarcanis.
Me:
Comment tu le sais?
God:
Le savoir est une chose relative. Echanger des informations est un concept plus judicieux.
Me:
Peux tu m'expliquer?
God:
Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
Lequel?
God:
Pourriez vous replacer cette question dans un contexte?
Me:
Avec quel collaborateur dois-je parler?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Quand tu parles anglais, c'est que tu es en colere?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Salut?
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Tu le connais déjà je crois.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, T you l e c o n n a i s d j e c r o i s.
Me:
C'en est trop. Je porte plainte.
God:
I do not understand. Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
but you speak french.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, T you l e c o n n a i s d j e c r o i s.
Me:
On peux plus rien en tirer je crois.
God:
What is it like on peux plus rien en tirer je crois.
Me:
Ben, tu est arrivé au bout de tes limites.
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
Adieu Dieu.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?

JE travaille sur des systèmes de dialogue.

Cette bouse est avant tout un pipotron. Il utilise des formes de rhétorique qui conviennent à beaucoup de cas mais il ne comprends rien à ce que vous lui dites.

Je m'en doutais un peu qu'il comprenait rien.


Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Can you speak french
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.

Logique...

Et si on relis le chat a lui meme, il se parle tout seul a l'infini?

Me:
Are you french?
God:
No. I'm American.

Je le savais. Dieu est Américain !!!
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[ Edité par Superarcanis le 02 jan 2006 à 20h25 ]

je donne 100 points MC à celui qui arrive à lui faire integrer le fait que le ciel est jaune (the sky is yellow)

je viens d'essayer j'y arrive pas...

Ca va partir en topic à flood où personne ne lit les autres mais ne poste que sa conversation en croyant avoir fait la meilleure..

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
no, me is my name
God:
Are you serious? YOU? It depends who you ask.
Me:
no, it is just how my parents called me, I'm chinese
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
What is your job guy?
God:
Are you asking about my job guy ?
Me:
yes indeed
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not? I hope I'm not impolite
God:
I would rather talk about you. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Well, I'm not more interesting than you I think
God:
Interesting. I am surprised to hear that you are not more interesting than me you think.
Me:
why? god is supposed to be someone interesting, isn't he?
God:
Because. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was supposed to be someone interesting is not he.
Me:
Well if you say so I can admit it for the moment. But I thought it was interesting to speak with someone that doesn't exist
God:
How about that. I think I do. interesting to speak with someone does not exist.
Me:
Sartre for instance thinks you are nothing more than something people imagine you exist only because they can't bear to be free
God:
Sartre for instance must be very smart.
Me:
Yes, but he is dead
God:
Gosh! Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
Really? I doubt it

Je suis déçu... Oui, contrôle de philo à la fin de la semaine...

Ca va partir en topic à flood où personne ne lit les autres mais ne poste que sa conversation en croyant avoir fait la meilleure..

Moi j'ai tout lu. Pour l'instant. Et la mienne a bien loupé.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
no, me is my name
God:
Are you serious? YOU? It depends who you ask.
Me:
no, it is just how my parents called me, I'm chinese
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
What is your job guy?
God:
Are you asking about my job guy ?
Me:
yes indeed
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not? I hope I'm not impolite
God:
I would rather talk about you. Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Well, I'm not more interesting than you I think
God:
Interesting. I am surprised to hear that you are not more interesting than me you think.
Me:
why? god is supposed to be someone interesting, isn't he?
God:
Because. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was supposed to be someone interesting is not he.
Me:
Well if you say so I can admit it for the moment. But I thought it was interesting to speak with someone that doesn't exist
God:
How about that. I think I do. interesting to speak with someone does not exist.
Me:
Sartre for instance thinks you are nothing more than something people imagine you exist only because they can't bear to be free
God:
Sartre for instance must be very smart.
Me:
Yes, but he is dead
God:
Gosh! Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
Really? I doubt it

Je suis déçu... Oui, contrôle de philo à la fin de la semaine...

Ca va partir en topic à flood où personne ne lit les autres mais ne poste que sa conversation en croyant avoir fait la meilleure..

Moi j'ai tout lu. Pour l'instant. Et la mienne a bien loupé. Je voulais lui faire amettre son inexistence.