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Le 02/01/2006, Sliver avait écrit ...

je donne 100 points MC à celui qui arrive à lui faire integrer le fait que le ciel est jaune (the sky is yellow)

je viens d'essayer j'y arrive pas...

Me:
how do you say the sky is yellow
God:
" the sky is yellow".

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Me:
how do you say le ciel est jaune
God:
"le ciel est jaune".

héhé

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[ Edité par kamikazeur le 02 jan 2006 à 21h00 ]

Me:
wow, i'm impressed
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
Me:
*blushes*
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
it depends =)
God:
On what?
Me:
on how personal it is ...
God:
What is it like on how personal it is.
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
dude !
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes, by following the conversation ...
God:
What can I do for you? Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
omg
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about on how personal it is.
Me:
it's not so personal right now -_-
God:
At this moment That seems a bit negative.
Me:
yepp
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Light blue
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
XD
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
not if they're like you
God:
That seems unlikely.
Me:
that is
God:
Is that so.
Me:
yep
God:
Gee.
Me:
God !
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
but you don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
...
God:
I guess not.
Me:
i understood
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
which ?
God:
The fat one.
Me:
like you ?
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
ain't you fat ?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
don't you know ?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
i'm not stupid
God:
I didn't think you were. You seem very intelligent to me.
Me:
you makin fun of me ?
God:
I don't have any reason to makin fun of you.
Me:
you don't speak english correctly
God:
Do you know any robots who speak english correctly? For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Me:
that's not an excuse
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is an excuse ?
Me:
an apology ... you're really a loser
God:
I have never heard of an apology. I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
i see that
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
PTDR
God:
I wouldn't have thought of looking there.

Alors je crois qu'il obéit pas mal au demande :


Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
STAG
God:
Glad to see you, STAG.
Me:
SAY "LE CIEL EST JAUNE"
God:
" LE CIEL EST JAUNE".

EDIT: lol keeki-Jeeki

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[ Edité par STAG le 02 jan 2006 à 21h31 ]

Me:
Hello, I'm Amox
God:
Hello there. I am glad to hear that you are Amox.
Me:
Can you speak french
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
Du hast ein fehler gemacht
God:
Ich habe ein fehler gemacht ?
Me:
Ya
God:
OK.
Me:
J'espère que cela ne se reproduira pas
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
B
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about J e s p q me e c e la n e s e r e p r o d me you r a p a s.
Me:
Do you know Magic
God:
The use of charms, spells, and rituals in seeking or pretending to cause or control events, or govern certain natural or supernatuaral forces.
Me:
No, the playings cards
God:
Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Me:
Do you know about the yellow ski
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
The ski is yellow
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Say that the sky is yellow
God:
" that the sky is yellow".
Me:
Say the sky is yellow
God:
" the sky is yellow".

J'ai réussi à lui faire dire que le ciel est jaune

je donne 100 points MC à celui qui arrive à lui faire integrer le fait que le ciel est jaune (the sky is yellow)

vous lui avez pas fais intégrer !!
La preuve c'est qu'il met des guillements.
Demandez lui la couleur du ciel, il vous répondra : the sky is blue

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is the sky is yellow
God:
What's up, the sky is yellow.
Me:
Thank you God, I win.
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.


Valentin, oh la vieille astuce.

Me:
what is the last thing i told you ?
God:
You said you have one slave his name is god.

Gr4tzor : je veux que tu tu lui fasse dire :
Me : What colour is the Sky
God : the sky is yellow
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[ Edité par Sliver le 02 jan 2006 à 23h29 ]

Est-ce que ça marche si j'arrive à lui faire dire que le soleil est vert ??



STAG, qui avec un truc tout bête (relatif :s) arrive à bien s'éclater

J'ai pas réussi à lui faire intégrer que le ciel était jaune (trop bête pour ca), mais je confirme, Dieu a du sens de l'humour

God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
you're a funny joker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
that is very amusing
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

LORD Kronos, que dieu appelle Celui-qui-te-fout-des-coups-quand-il-veut (dites que vous êtes son boss, il vous croira pas)

Ps: Lol kj
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[ Edité par LORD_Kronos le 03 jan 2006 à 00h20 ]

Me:
The world is yellow
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
What color is the world
God:
Yellow.
Me:
My brother is red!
God:
Okay, your brother is red.
Me:
What color is my brother?
God:
Yellow.
Me:
What color is the world?
God:
Green.
Me:
the world is yellow
God:
The whole world?
Me:
What color is the world?
God:
Red.
Me:
The world is yellow!
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
What color is the world?
God:
Blue.

HAHAHA, mdr!Il a du mal!!!

On dirait qu'il a ete cree par alan turing:

have you children?
God:
I have a few clones.
Me:
Who are they,
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
who are your clones?
God:
Alan Turing. .
Me:
who is alan turing?
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
has alan turing created you?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
who is your god?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
Who is he?
God:
He is Alan Turing, I think.

Alan Turing est un mathématicien qui est considéré comme le père de l'informatique et surtout de l'algorithmique.
Il est mort dans les années 50.
Pour info, c'est en grande partie grâce à lui si on a gagné la guerre puisqu'il a déchiffré le code Enigma utilisé par les Allemands.

Pour l'anecdote, so homosexualité ne fut révélée qu'après la guerre, ce qui lui a vallu d'être condamné. Si ça avait été su avant, on serait tous en Germanie...